Episode 1: Intro to Drama
- Like a smooth base groove, I didn't appreciate him until he was gone...(Woman stares out the window of her upper level apartment; it's raining)
- Don't blame yourself woman...he just up and left, without a word. A man like that doesn't deserve to be appreciated. He deserves something else... - Don't say that... you two may have had your differences, but I...
-You don't know anything about that! You wouldn't want to know! - Please just leave me alone... - Surprised Man doesn't need to be asked twice.(Surprised man walks out the door, toting not an expression of contempt but of regret and missed opportunity)
(Across town, mayor BIG smile sits on a toilet in a bathroom stall fully clothed (since he is hiding and not actually using the toilet as it was intended), sweating as his watch seconds tick by with agony...)
- What do I do??(The mayor takes a swig of Kentucky Tavern a.k.a. "The Aristocrat of Bourbons" a.k.a. one of the mayor's numerous vices that have gotten him into his present predicament)
(The clock ticks and as the mayor downs more whisky the stall door bursts open and a man with a gun points it directly at the mayor!!)
- Time to pay the piper.(The mayor immediately poops and pees which is quite ironic because even though he may be sitting on a toilet, his pants are up!)
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