Episode 2
(At the big city paper, embarrased boy rushes to the lavatory after a fulfilling lunch. It seems chili may not go so well with the expired milk he had this morning...)
- Sweet pie cakes, I gotta poo!
(Embarrased Boy happens to run into Mr. Angry inside the bathroom...)
- EMBARRASED BOY!!! How is your day? Listen, I want you to get on a story fast, this is real important.
- Uh, can it wait, I need to...
(Embarrased Boy slides into the stall, closes the door and drops trough but Mr. Angry keeps jabbering)
- Look Embarrased Boy, the mayor is missing. I just got a tip today. His office is trying to keep a tight lid on it and I want you to get the facts so that we can be first with all the details when it's official.
- Thinking to himself: ARGH!! I don't wanna poop and interrupt him but this one is bad. Why won't he stop talking?? Out loud: Uh huh.
- Are you listening Embarrased Boy? This is big, if you can do well on this then I there will be big things in your future. So listen up and listen good, I've got the details here, take some notes...
(Embarrased Boy's stomach is at war!! He is sweating to hold in the Tsunami that only rotten milk, beans, beef and onions can produce)
- Thinking to himself: Notes? With what?! I can't hold this much longer!
- I want you to call this number, 555-3214. It's the treasurer. Tell him you work for me and arrange a place for you two to talk. Then, and this is important, then you need to...
(Embarrased Boy's stomach can no longer handle the pressure! He let's out a faint cry of surrender...)
- Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhnnnn....
- Um...What's that boss? The treasurer? Ok, sounds good.
(There is no response. Embarrased Boy only hears the bathroom door close.)
- Sweet pie cakes, I gotta poo!(Embarrased Boy happens to run into Mr. Angry inside the bathroom...)
- EMBARRASED BOY!!! How is your day? Listen, I want you to get on a story fast, this is real important. - Uh, can it wait, I need to...(Embarrased Boy slides into the stall, closes the door and drops trough but Mr. Angry keeps jabbering)
- Look Embarrased Boy, the mayor is missing. I just got a tip today. His office is trying to keep a tight lid on it and I want you to get the facts so that we can be first with all the details when it's official. - Thinking to himself: ARGH!! I don't wanna poop and interrupt him but this one is bad. Why won't he stop talking?? Out loud: Uh huh. - Are you listening Embarrased Boy? This is big, if you can do well on this then I there will be big things in your future. So listen up and listen good, I've got the details here, take some notes...(Embarrased Boy's stomach is at war!! He is sweating to hold in the Tsunami that only rotten milk, beans, beef and onions can produce)
- Thinking to himself: Notes? With what?! I can't hold this much longer! - I want you to call this number, 555-3214. It's the treasurer. Tell him you work for me and arrange a place for you two to talk. Then, and this is important, then you need to...(Embarrased Boy's stomach can no longer handle the pressure! He let's out a faint cry of surrender...)
- Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhnnnn....(...before opening the gates:
Braaaaaaaapffffff. Poop. poop. BRAAAAAAAPFFFFF. SSSSSSSSSSSS. sssssssssssss. POOP-POOP-POOP. Braaaaaaaaapppffffffffffffffffffffffff, Braaaaaaapppppppffffffffffffffff, BRAPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. SSSSSSSSSSSSS. BRAPPPPPPFFFFF!!! POOP-POOP. poop. POOP.
Awkward Silence...
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More Awkward Silence...
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More pooping:
Brappppffff. poop-poop-poop-poop-poop-poop, BRAPPPPPPPPF.....Brapf....SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....poop....poop. poop..
poop.)
- Um...What's that boss? The treasurer? Ok, sounds good.(There is no response. Embarrased Boy only hears the bathroom door close.)
posted by Smoov @ 5:32 PM
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