Episode 2

(At the big city paper, embarrased boy rushes to the lavatory after a fulfilling lunch. It seems chili may not go so well with the expired milk he had this morning...)

- Sweet pie cakes, I gotta poo!


(Embarrased Boy happens to run into Mr. Angry inside the bathroom...)

- EMBARRASED BOY!!! How is your day? Listen, I want you to get on a story fast, this is real important.

- Uh, can it wait, I need to...


(Embarrased Boy slides into the stall, closes the door and drops trough but Mr. Angry keeps jabbering)

- Look Embarrased Boy, the mayor is missing. I just got a tip today. His office is trying to keep a tight lid on it and I want you to get the facts so that we can be first with all the details when it's official.

- Thinking to himself: ARGH!! I don't wanna poop and interrupt him but this one is bad. Why won't he stop talking?? Out loud: Uh huh.

- Are you listening Embarrased Boy? This is big, if you can do well on this then I there will be big things in your future. So listen up and listen good, I've got the details here, take some notes...

(Embarrased Boy's stomach is at war!! He is sweating to hold in the Tsunami that only rotten milk, beans, beef and onions can produce)

- Thinking to himself: Notes? With what?! I can't hold this much longer!


- I want you to call this number, 555-3214. It's the treasurer. Tell him you work for me and arrange a place for you two to talk. Then, and this is important, then you need to...

(Embarrased Boy's stomach can no longer handle the pressure! He let's out a faint cry of surrender...)

- Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhnnnn....

(...before opening the gates:

Braaaaaaaapffffff. Poop. poop. BRAAAAAAAPFFFFF. SSSSSSSSSSSS. sssssssssssss. POOP-POOP-POOP. Braaaaaaaaapppffffffffffffffffffffffff, Braaaaaaapppppppffffffffffffffff, BRAPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. SSSSSSSSSSSSS. BRAPPPPPPFFFFF!!! POOP-POOP. poop. POOP.

Awkward Silence...

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More Awkward Silence...

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More pooping:

Brappppffff. poop-poop-poop-poop-poop-poop, BRAPPPPPPPPF.....Brapf....SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....poop....poop. poop..

poop.)

- Um...What's that boss? The treasurer? Ok, sounds good.


(There is no response. Embarrased Boy only hears the bathroom door close.)

Episode 1: Intro to Drama

- Like a smooth base groove, I didn't appreciate him until he was gone...


(Woman stares out the window of her upper level apartment; it's raining)

- Don't blame yourself woman...he just up and left, without a word. A man like that doesn't deserve to be appreciated. He deserves something else...

- Don't say that... you two may have had your differences, but I...


-You don't know anything about that! You wouldn't want to know!


- Please just leave me alone...


- Surprised Man doesn't need to be asked twice.


(Surprised man walks out the door, toting not an expression of contempt but of regret and missed opportunity)

(Across town, mayor BIG smile sits on a toilet in a bathroom stall fully clothed (since he is hiding and not actually using the toilet as it was intended), sweating as his watch seconds tick by with agony...)

- What do I do??


(The mayor takes a swig of Kentucky Tavern a.k.a. "The Aristocrat of Bourbons" a.k.a. one of the mayor's numerous vices that have gotten him into his present predicament)

(The clock ticks and as the mayor downs more whisky the stall door bursts open and a man with a gun points it directly at the mayor!!)

- Time to pay the piper.


(The mayor immediately poops and pees which is quite ironic because even though he may be sitting on a toilet, his pants are up!)

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